Have you seen this family around, just moved to Sydney? No home, no furniture, no car, no phones, no (heaven forbid) Medicare card?
Have you noticed that they wear the same clothes a lot? That the kids don't really have lunch bags? That everything looks, well, a little dishevelled?
Did you notice that the little boy was wearing one thong (flip flop) only to nursery today? (He lost it en route to school in the taxi somehow. It disappeared...)
Did you see them sheltering from the storm yesterday outside the local primary school with about a dozen shopping bags full of uniforms strewn about, and a near tearful Mum on the phone (running out of credit: international mobile...) to stressed Dad to get in a taxi and come to get them? I forgot how bad public transport was in Sydney... All the taxis finish work at 3pm before the new shift starts, quite tricky for 3pm school pick ups! And the bus is impossible with 3 kids and 3 schools...
Today we hired a car and I went ballistic enough to sort out a mobile phone SIM - the internet takes 2 weeks to work at home. But then the furniture is all with customs anyway, stuck, so I'd have to sit on the floor to use it...
I sound like a terribly spoiled expat princess, I know. I am a little frustrated with how long everything takes here! This is my first nanosecond of being annoyed by home. I am already laughing at myself. And at my poor one-shoed boy at nursery this morning.
I can see the looks on peoples faces when I explain the situation. It would be nice to think we're a boho family right now, but reality is, we're more like hobos...